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Freeze Peach PatriotsEnglish • 10 hours ago

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dont be a tryhard nerd heres how to be like lightning

borrow money from your friends and family until they stop talking to you
lie to doctors
use a waterpick instead of flossing
dont wash your hands unless someones watching
dont get car maintenance and just crash it when you need a new one
say uh huh every so often when your wife is talking instead of listening

do you know more tips and tricks to be like lightning if so please share them in the comments

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These dudes also like the path of least resistance.
- Not Chad McTruthOPM
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  looks like a couple of patriots who know how to get quick service
  - FlashMobOfOne
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    Abso-fucking-lutely they do.
    
    Also a couple of patriots who are scared to leave their house for a burrito or a workout.

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