cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/25960243

dont be a tryhard nerd heres how to be like lightning

  • borrow money from your friends and family until they stop talking to you
  • lie to doctors
  • use a waterpick instead of flossing
  • dont wash your hands unless someones watching
  • dont get car maintenance and just crash it when you need a new one
  • say uh huh every so often when your wife is talking instead of listening

do you know more tips and tricks to be like lightning if so please share them in the comments

  • @Caesium
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    1111 hours ago

    I WOULD LIKE TO STATE THAT A WATER PICK IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD AND DEFINITELY BETTER THAN NOT FLOSSING AT ALL

    • @[email protected]
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      99 hours ago

      I DON’T FEEL LIKE THEY DID ANY GOOD WHEN I TRIED THEM

      PERHAPS IT IS OKAY FOR LARGE DEBRIS BUT YOU DEFINITELY WANT TO COMBINE IT WITH REGULAR FLOSSING AS WELL

      TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH BONES STRONG

  • fxomt
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    1613 hours ago

    I CANT HEAR YOU MFER YOU GOTTA SPEAK UP AROOOOOOOO!!!

    • Not Chad McTruthOP
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      813 hours ago

      reported for rule 10 violation please contact your local authorities for immediate arrest

      • fxomt
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        1613 hours ago

        IM A FREE SPIRIT YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MFER ILL BREAK THE RULES AND CRANK MY HOG AS HARD AS I PLEASE

        • Myr
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          12 hours ago

          WHAT DID HE SAY?? I CANT HEAR HIM OVER CRANKIN MY HOG

          • fxomt
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            611 hours ago

            SAME BROTHER I THINK HE SAID SOMETHING NOT VERY BOMBASS AROOO!!!