@cm0002 to Lemmy Shitpost • 11 hours agoI don't have my shit togetherlemmy.mlimagemessage-square13arrow-up1314arrow-down14cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1310arrow-down1imageI don't have my shit togetherlemmy.ml@cm0002 to Lemmy Shitpost • 11 hours agomessage-square13cross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•9 hours agoYour shit is apart, and it’s rather unbecoming of a cop and a human being. It’s supposed to be the opposite of that: together. Compressed in a small area. To achieve a solid level of shit-compression, squeeze your butt-cheeks together for 30 minutes. Do something similar with the two hemispheres of your brain. Talk to people, maybe that will help.
Your shit is apart, and it’s rather unbecoming of a cop and a human being. It’s supposed to be the opposite of that: together. Compressed in a small area. To achieve a solid level of shit-compression, squeeze your butt-cheeks together for 30 minutes. Do something similar with the two hemispheres of your brain. Talk to people, maybe that will help.