I am annoyingly straight (mostly my annoyance, who wouldn’t want more choices?), and I honestly don’t know how much I actually process the dudes in porn, and if I do it’s usually something extraordinary in direction or another. Notably giant dick, interesting physical feature/tattoo, won’t shut the fuck up, etc…
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Not really. You can by bi or pan and monogamous. If your heart decided your person was another man, it doesn’t make you stop being bi or pan.
You’re overanalyzing it. The joke assumes gay or straight, obviously it breaks down if you start thinking about it but so do most jokes
Bi erasier is a real thing and we don’t like it.
I’m in this joke despite this, my husband is gay and I’m not!
Or you consider gay to be a subset of bi and pan.
Alternatively: they’re both straight, one is a stepdad, but both feel obligations to their kid.
I’m just glad the friend’s got good and present family.
Being pan is awesome, especially for watching porn, cause you find every gender involved attractive.
Makes me wonder how straight people view porn. Isn’t it awkward to see a person you don’t find attractive naked?
I am annoyingly straight (mostly my annoyance, who wouldn’t want more choices?), and I honestly don’t know how much I actually process the dudes in porn, and if I do it’s usually something extraordinary in direction or another. Notably giant dick, interesting physical feature/tattoo, won’t shut the fuck up, etc…