• @[email protected]
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    359 hours ago

    I work with people who are unvaccinated that say that their semen is worth a million dollars a oz now. So I tell them “go sell it then and be rich.” And they reply, “ I don’t want anyone having my dna.” These ppl are so stupid and stupid. Yes I said stupid twice.

    • JackbyDev
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      53 hours ago

      “Heh, I have the chance to totally never work again and all I have to do is jerk off a few times. But I’m not going to because I’m a hard worker. If you aren’t putting in 60 hours a week you’re weak.”

    • @ameancow
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      159 hours ago

      Tell him you have a friend interested in donating their own unvaccinated sperm and need a source or contact for making the deal. Tell him you’re counting on him, puff him up on it, you can even pretend to “come around” and say you believe him now.

      Don’t let it go either. Every week pressure him to tell you who’s buying semen because you have another friend/family member interested.