WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]
  • @shalafiEnglish
    -2•6 hours ago

    What the people wanted:

    an elitist 34-time felon who victimized women, who tried quid-pro-quo for aid relief, incited insurrection and then pardoned people collectively guilty of terrorism and felony murder, stole and hid secret documents, and engaged in keystone conspiracy to avoid prosecution and return of those docs

    Better than that genocidist bitch!

    “You can have an American cheese sandwich with mayo or eat literal shit and elect a fascist. What doncha want?”

    ^This asshole: I wasn’t given a solid choice!

    • @[email protected]English
      2•4 hours ago

      I’m not sure most people did want Trump. His approval rating is terrible, and the majority of people didn’t vote for him.

      I think a better analogy would be: Do you want a shit-sandwich, or a shit-sandwich with rainbow sprinkles.

      Are the rainbow sprinkles better? I guess yeah, techinically. But I’m still not eating the sandwich. Maybe next time, the Democrats should leave the shit out of the sandwhich.