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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink31•1 day agoWhat’s the male alternative? Trying on shirts in the wrong size?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•16 hours agoThere isn’t one. When that stuff about “they chose the bear” happened, they meant it. You have to be vetted and have an in, give their dog bacon. Volunteer.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink33•24 hours agoGo to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink13•23 hours agoThe supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•13 hours agoYou’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•20 hours agoDepends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•21 hours agoAsk for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
What’s the male alternative? Trying on shirts in the wrong size?
There isn’t one. When that stuff about “they chose the bear” happened, they meant it.
You have to be vetted and have an in, give their dog bacon. Volunteer.
Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
Ok, now what.
Buy one and take a shower
The supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
Gardening section
You’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
Ask for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
Keep starin
Now they still don’t want to talk to you
Devilishly clever!