• @TheDoozer
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    01 day ago

    Okay, but how are your expectorating skills? Can anybody spit like you?

      • @TheDoozer
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        121 hours ago

        I feel like you’re missing the reference we’re making.

        Gaston:

        When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs

        Ev’ry morning to help me get large

        And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs

        So I’m roughly the size of a barge