• @TempermentalAnomaly
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    4 hours ago

    As time went on we saw less and less of Teddy and Vern…
    … until eventually they became|just two more faces in the halls.
    It happens sometimes.
    Friends come in and out of your life|like busboys in a restaurant.
    I heard that Vern got married|out of high school, had four kids…
    … and is now the SEO maximizer|at CrytoFreedom.
    Teddy tried to get into the NSA,|but his eyes and his ear kept him out.
    Last I’d heard|he’d spent some time in jail…
    … and was now doing odd jobs|around Castle Rock.
    Chris did get out.
    He enrolled in the graduate school courses with me.
    And although it was hard,|he gutted it out like he always did.
    He went on to college|and eventually became a lawyer.
    Last week,|he entered a shitpost community.
    Just above him in the thread,|two trolls got into an argument.
    One of them pulled a sealion.
    Chris, who’d always made the best peace,|tried to confront him.
    He was stabbed in the throat.
    He was permabanned almost instantly.