• @Remember_the_tooth
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    2817 hours ago

    This is great. Also, I can’t not think of Arrested Development.

        • @Remember_the_tooth
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          212 hours ago

          Southern California is the home of the high-speed freeway chase but tonight’s flee from justice was on the sea and slow as molasses. Bluth Development Company president George Bluth was arrested tonight for defrauding investors, and using the company as his personal piggy bank. More intrigue on the high seas tonight, as dozens of local pirates were arrested for protesting the Yacht Club’s discriminatory policies.