Today, on my five minute lunch break (I’m allotted 30 minutes, but I give 25 to the company to be a team player), one of the leftoids I work with said he ‘might take a day off’ next week. Not to me.(Everyone I work with is a lefty and afraid to talk to me for fear that some hard work might rub off on them). Like, how are you supposed to get noticed if you AREN’T EVEN AT WORK!? He’s probably going to go ‘protest’ genocide or people not having affordable housing. I am very smart and cool.

  • @breadsmasher
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    -28 hours ago

    “leftoid”

    betraying how you have no interest in working with your fellows.

    What a pathetic word.

    I bet you unironically use “femanoid” too

    • @T00l_shed
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      118 hours ago

      In case you’re serious, this is satire, if you were sarcastic. Well done.

      • @breadsmasher
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        08 hours ago

        given OPs reply, I am not so sure. Happy to be wrong, if its satire it is well done.

        But it comes across more as trolling

        • Donald J. Musk
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          -58 hours ago

          You accuse anyone who doesn’t have the same viewpoints as you, of being a “troll.”

          Meanwhile, you’re not even in or from the United States and have no idea how our elections even work. What’s your gameplan?! lol

    • @NosavingthrowOP
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      98 hours ago

      Got another lefty lunatic demonrat! Can’t get past words. Probably don’t even call your boss ‘sir’ when you deliver him coffee ( paid with your own money). I suppose that’s pathetic, too!?

      • @breadsmasher
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        -48 hours ago

        call your boss Sir

        Did you time travel from the 50s?

        buy your boss coffee

        Ok so you love the taste of boots.

        Im going to presume you are a retired boomer who doesn’t know how the real world works.

        • @NosavingthrowOP
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          68 hours ago

          Oh yeah, what is your job? Soros-funded protestor? Crisis actor? How do you know who your betters are if they aren’t stepping on you!?