• @[email protected]
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    8 hours ago

    I am an artist, and your shitpost is my paint. The screen, my canvas. Users browsing on the toilet, my unwashed masses.

    • @Zorque
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      46 hours ago

      Excuse me, I have a bidet. I am not unwashed.

      Well… my sphincter is not unwashed.

      • @[email protected]
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        36 hours ago

        They have bidets for your whole body now, you can install them at standing height in your bathtub

        • @Zorque
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          14 hours ago

          bath… tub?

          • naticus
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            23 hours ago

            Yeah, it’s like a cooking pot, but for your whole body. Slightly cooler.