• @Zorque
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    46 hours ago

    Excuse me, I have a bidet. I am not unwashed.

    Well… my sphincter is not unwashed.

    • @[email protected]
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      35 hours ago

      They have bidets for your whole body now, you can install them at standing height in your bathtub

      • @Zorque
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        14 hours ago

        bath… tub?

        • naticus
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          23 hours ago

          Yeah, it’s like a cooking pot, but for your whole body. Slightly cooler.