Pudutr0n to Lemmy Shitpost • 2 days agoNever before had I felt intensely jealous of a tapiri.imgur.commessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1143arrow-down115
arrow-up1128arrow-down1playNever before had I felt intensely jealous of a tapiri.imgur.comPudutr0n to Lemmy Shitpost • 2 days agomessage-square15fedilink
minus-squarePudutr0nOPlinkfedilink20•2 days agoI can’t even conceive of being jealous of the human cause the tapir’s so completely out of my league, when i look at its dreamy eyes, i get overwhelmed and have to go to the bathroom.
I’m jealous of the human.
I can’t even conceive of being jealous of the human cause the tapir’s so completely out of my league, when i look at its dreamy eyes, i get overwhelmed and have to go to the bathroom.