She was living in a single room with three other individuals

One of them was male and the other two

Well, the other two were females

God only knows what they were up to in there

And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn

That all four of them habitually sipped some alcoholic beverages

Drinkers

I drink two beers in the morning

I drink two beers at night

I drink two beers in the afternoon

It makes me feel all right

I drink two beers in time of peace

And two in time of war

I drink two beers before I drink two beers

And then I drink two more

Drank IPAs 'til the day she died

Take a big sip of some good hoppy ale now

Drank IPAs 'til the day she died

Take a big sip of some good hoppy ale now