• @[email protected]
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    912 hours ago

    No, you absolutely do not want that.

    Next time your in the theater, shine a torch on the seat, and then imagine it on your face.

    • go $fsck yourself
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      610 hours ago

      Definitely don’t bring a torch into a movie theater. You’ll set off all the fire extinguishers and get kicked out.