JD Vance was bored even before Donald Trump launched into his 99-minute speech last night, complaining to House Speaker Mike Johnson on a hot mic. […] “By the way, I think the speech is going to be great. But I don’t know how you do this for 90 minutes,” said Vance, clearly longing for his couch. To which his sharper colleague, who was obviously aware of the hot mic, made a quick and smooth pivot.

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    2922 hours ago

    Please explain how the magats support a man wearing eyeliner. I thought they were all about traditional male/female roles.

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      1122 hours ago

      It’s not eyeliner! It’s a very manly tattoo, and it hurts like hell so it’s even manlier. Not gay like jack sparrow at all