I would like to run for Congress under this party. Here is platform.

What is your take on bathrooms?

Wash your hands.

What is your position on abortion?

None of my fucking business, none of yours either.

How do you feel about government spending?

If it’s creating jobs and providing a service great. If it’s feeding yachts to billionaires fucking stop it.

How will you get money out of politics?

With a fucking guillotine if I have to.