minus-squareOptionallink6•3 days agoYour honor, the accused was found with the headless mouse in their talons, part of the mouse in their mouth, and they gave lengthy and convincing accounts of the murder of the mouse to authorities. “Yes, but isn’t he the Owl of the Year?” Well . . . your honor, it’s- “Case dismissed.” *whap*
minus-squareanon6789OPlink4•3 days agoCan’t charge a sitting OotY! We found a memo from 50 years ago! 🤪
minus-squareOptionallink5•3 days agoSome say he only ran because he wanted to go eat mousies without any hassles from The Man.
Your honor, the accused was found with the headless mouse in their talons, part of the mouse in their mouth, and they gave lengthy and convincing accounts of the murder of the mouse to authorities.
“Yes, but isn’t he the Owl of the Year?”
Well . . . your honor, it’s-
“Case dismissed.” *whap*
Can’t charge a sitting OotY! We found a memo from 50 years ago! 🤪
Some say he only ran because he wanted to go eat mousies without any hassles from The Man.