The US/Canada Trade War

  • @einlander
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    242 days ago

    Can you imagine being the first president whose wife gives birth to another man’s baby while in office?

    • @[email protected]
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      172 days ago

      Musk can only have IVF kids because of a botched penis enlargement. Melanie is 54, so even with IVF there’s a super slim chance at best. Without IVF it ain’t happening.

      • @[email protected]
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        511 hours ago

        American rapper says that Elon’s ex-wife Grimes told her that Elon has a botched penis implant.

        Rofl I thought he couldn’t touch a women without getting hives or something. This is karma level stuff if true.

      • @Blue_Morpho
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        182 days ago

        I think he’s referring to Justin Trudeau. Baron looks like Trudeau.

      • @Benjaben
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        62 days ago

        Wait, for real on the dingaling damage? I had no idea and that is hilariously on brand.

        No shade cast for anyone using such a procedure, btw, unless you’re a malicious spoiled man-baby.

      • @Silic0n_Alph4
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        11 day ago

        Is that a joke or something that you’ve read somewhere? Hilarious either way, but I am not searching the web for “Elon Musk penis enlargement” 😅😂

    • @ghostrider2112
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      62 days ago

      I have been hoping for something to get him out of office before that. But, that could almost be worth it you crazy bastard!