• @[email protected]
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      161 day ago

      “one of”, not “the”? Now I’m wondering what could someone like him regret more than the choice that literally killed him?

      • @[email protected]
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        “Sometimes, late at night, when I can’t sleep, and it’s just me, alone with my thoughts… I just… I can’t help but feel… I should’ve called it Pear.

      • ditty
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        101 day ago

        Maybe his tumultuous relationship with his daughter Lisa

      • Dr. Moose
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        His #1 regret was not being a bigger douchebag which according to many experts was already an impossible feat.

        • Echo Dot
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          The only way you could have been a bigger asshole is if he were still alive today to be kissing Trump’s arse, because he 100% would have been doing so.

      • @demonmittenhands
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        “This is like, top five worst things in my life. Easily.”