41 year old here. No. You didn’t. You see, sentences need a who/what/where/when/why (and sometimes how).

So to say that sentence correctly, it would be something like:

Based on my daughter spending 50k of my money on a college degree she doesn’t use, and having an obsession with having sex with guys who have drug habbits and no future, the family dog has become my favorite by a long stretch.

See? More words!