I met this really annoying creepy guy today in my apartment. He was being all frinddh friendly with the neighbour who hates me.

He immediately asked me when we were in the elevator together if I rent or own… who TF asks that especially to someone who you just met???

Also he asked where I’m from cause I have an accent (speak some language there). I told him I’m from here and he was really annoying about it and didn’t believe me.

Anyway I’m thinking he is planning to get me evicted with the other guy, otherwise why would he ask if I’m renting …

Also I was carrying a bunch of groceries and left them on the stairs. And I took all of them up except my tea fell. So on his way down he was like “is that urs” and I told him yes but please don’t touch it

AND HE PICKED IT UP AND SAID ITS YOURS ISNT IT I KNOW ITS YOURS HERE YOU GO

Like bruh I told him don’t fucking touch it I don’t want you touching my stuff!!??

Anyways what can I do next time I see him to fucking annoy the shit out of him

I was thinking of asking him how old he is and how much money he earns

  • Rhynoplaz
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    17 hours ago

    Try guessing his weight and height, but shorter and heavier than you think he really is.

    EDIT: I’m now sorry I participated in this. OP, I have a loved one who sounds a lot like you. His psychiatrist saved his life. I highly recommend you find one to talk to. It will help you. I promise.

    • @Djfok43OP
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      He is really ugly . I don’t usually think people are ugly but his skin is actually disgusting it makes me want to throw up

      • fxomt
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        1018 hours ago

        You sound like a pleasant person to be around 😐

      • @jordanlund
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        419 hours ago

        There’s your opener: “Dude, what’s wrong with your skin? Have you talked to a dermatologist?”

    • @Djfok43OP
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      -1519 hours ago

      Lol what if he rapes me in the elevator or something

      • fxomt
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        1718 hours ago

        Why the fuck would he rape you in the elevator? How the fuck did you get to this point lol

        • @Djfok43OP
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          09 hours ago

          Cause he might get pissed and want to assert his dominance