I met this really annoying creepy guy today in my apartment. He was being all frinddh friendly with the neighbour who hates me.

He immediately asked me when we were in the elevator together if I rent or own… who TF asks that especially to someone who you just met???

Also he asked where I’m from cause I have an accent (speak some language there). I told him I’m from here and he was really annoying about it and didn’t believe me.

Anyway I’m thinking he is planning to get me evicted with the other guy, otherwise why would he ask if I’m renting …

Also I was carrying a bunch of groceries and left them on the stairs. And I took all of them up except my tea fell. So on his way down he was like “is that urs” and I told him yes but please don’t touch it

AND HE PICKED IT UP AND SAID ITS YOURS ISNT IT I KNOW ITS YOURS HERE YOU GO

Like bruh I told him don’t fucking touch it I don’t want you touching my stuff!!??

Anyways what can I do next time I see him to fucking annoy the shit out of him

I was thinking of asking him how old he is and how much money he earns

  • @NegativeLookBehind
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    2118 hours ago

    bro I cannot believe he touched your fucking tea like that I mean who fucking picks things up for other people that is insane

    • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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      818 hours ago

      MY TEAAAA

      MY SACRED TEAAA!

      YOU’VE ACTIVATED THE CURSE!

      YOU’VE DOOMED THE UNIVERSE

      😭

      (I mean I get it tho. I have germaphobia, I get the struggle.)