• @werefreeatlast
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    1817 hours ago

    We’ll be sending the first live person to Venus and it will be our greatest hero, Elon Trump! We will show China what can be done when there’s a will.

      • @werefreeatlast
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        615 hours ago

        It could be a surprise! We tell them they’re just going for a quick moon landing but then a little Boeing later…uhhh ahhh! They become the first two people to land on Venus. Probably less uhh and more ahhhhh!

        • @[email protected]
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          414 hours ago

          Honestly, I’d volunteer to be the first person to land on Venus. I know it’s a straight up death sentence, but what a cool way to go.

          • @werefreeatlast
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            514 hours ago

            Okay so 3 people! Excellent! We must make arrangements right away! Valla von dios!