• @lath
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    5716 hours ago

    It was scientifically proven that the squiggly lines make the seat seem cleaner than it actually is.*

    *Or not.

    • @[email protected]
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      3515 hours ago

      The only pattern that can seemlessly integrate vomit, yoghurt, chocolate and bubblegum into itself and look completely unchanged afterwards.

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      3516 hours ago

      That’s why hotel carpets have similar godawful patterns. You can’t spot the stains.

    • @DandomRude
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      1213 hours ago

      Yup. Just imagine what the seats would look like if they were white. Probably also a graffiti pattern, but an extremely unpleasant one…