• lurch (he/him)
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      1610 hours ago

      Can the US rename the position to Secretary of Death? It sounds much cooler and is more fitting.

      • @ilinamorato
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        49 hours ago

        He doesn’t deserve “cooler.” How about the Secretary of Infection?

    • @Mestone
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      47 hours ago

      I prefer Secretary Brainworm. It’s the only way I’ll refer to him now.