• SpaceNoodle
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    6 days ago

    How do you milk an oat? Their nipples must be miniscule. Do you have to use tweezers?

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      5 days ago

      Oh its really good fun, 'cos they quite enjoy it. Sometimes you can get one quivering all over… /s

      Blend em with water silly, its basically the opposite of porridge

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        5 days ago

        Porridge is oats in water

        The opposite of porridge would be freeze-dried oats