Who hurt you as a child?

  • @MonkRome
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    2 years ago

    Related question, why the fuck do some people feel it necessary to grunt, moan, pant, and otherwise loudly vocalize while shitting? Zero people want to hear you, shut the fuck up, you are gross.

      • @HeyMrDeadManOP
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        112 years ago

        Amen brother. Hit 35 after gallbladder removal. I’ll never poop silently again.

      • @[email protected]
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        92 years ago

        I still don’t buy it. I’ve had shits where I feel like I’m about to pop a blood vessel and still don’t feel a need to vocalize it. My brother has severe IBS and shitting is basically torture for him the way he tells it, still never hear any yelling coming from the bathroom.

    • @[email protected]
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      112 years ago

      My guess is humans all have different digestive experiences. I never understood magazines and reading on the shitter. I’m in and out under a few minutes, while I take it some don’t have as flowing of a digestive track?

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          2 years ago

          We all have our cross to bear. For some, it’s massive, painful and prolonged shits apparently? I even read about some shitting only a few times a week? I’d be concerned

          • @[email protected]
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            22 years ago

            One family member held it in for a calendar month and had to go to the hospital for help. Kids, haha.

            Never did that one again.

    • @[email protected]
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      92 years ago

      I have constipation problems and I can’t stop myself from making those noises, they just kinda come out. Very rude you’re just assuming everyone who grunts and makes noises while shitting is doing it on purpose just to annoy you

    • @[email protected]
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      72 years ago

      Bro, keep eating good fibre and you’ll never know. People do this because they’re blind to the consequences of their shitty diet. Every sodie and highly processed white flour hamburger bun provides them with copious energy and almost zero fiber.

    • @Agareth
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      32 years ago

      Shut the fuck up and hear me roar mother fucker.