Who hurt you as a child?

  • @[email protected]
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    51 year ago

    Fuck that, I love sitting down to piss. It’s like a free break AND I get to let the boys out for a few minutes?

    The only times I won’t are when the bathroom is already filthy, or the toilet water is too high and my junk goes for a dunk if I sit.

    • @Boggy
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      61 year ago

      You either have an annoying plumbing problem or a massive piss lizard. I guess both is possible too.

      • @[email protected]
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        71 year ago

        Yank toilets have this wierd bowl design, where there’s like 2 litres of water in the bowl at all times

        • @Boggy
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          11 year ago

          Boggy is a yank, but the toilets are deep enough for the water. Europe toilets have so little water you just shit onto porcelain and it reeks. Then you have a jet engine flush that only someone’s gets all the shit off.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        I’m not going to brag, but my junk hangs low. I’m also in the US. Some toilets are ridiculously full by default, especially older models.