• ShittyBeatlesFCPres
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    25 days ago

    I think we should deport me to the Amalfi Coast or the Cayman Islands. I’m a snake handler who works with voodoo priestesses. I’ll convert to Judaism if they’re willing to deport me to a tropical paradise where all news and social media sites are inaccessible except one day a week.

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      25 days ago

      Do they have volunteer positions in Antarctica? I’ll clean the beakers and be nice to penguins.

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        25 days ago

        DOGE just cut funding needed to keep some of the bases running. Any volunteer positions could be rather temporary.