• gon
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    15611 months ago

    “They won’t be happy until we are all gay.” I thought Barbie and Ken were the quintessential straight couple? I haven’t watched the film but that is so odd.

    • Hextic
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      15011 months ago

      Fellas, is it gay to be in a straight relationship?

      • Flying SquidOPM
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        6811 months ago

        Once back in high school, I was walking down the hall with a female friend of mine, and some dumb redneck yelled, “HEY! LOOKIT THE F***T WITH HIS LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND!” I almost died laughing.

        • Hextic
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          2611 months ago

          “Yes I’m gay. Gay for dat pussy!”

          🤣

      • @alokir
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        3611 months ago

        Not gay, but you literally want to be in the body of a woman. Can’t tell me that’s not LGBT.

        • diprount_tomato
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          4911 months ago

          That’s why the straightest thing to do is to fuck another dude, no feminity to make you gay

          Listen to classical tradition, they knew what they were doing

          • @alokir
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            2211 months ago

            Also, a man crossdressing as a woman is the manliest thing he can do because women can only regularlydress as a woman.

            • @[email protected]
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              1311 months ago

              Also, a man crossdressing as a woman is the manliest thing he can do because women can only regularlydress as a woman.

              this thread is a blessing, i think i pulled somthing in my back from laughing too hard :/

            • Hextic
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              711 months ago

              women can only regularlydress as a woman.

              Sounds like a skill issue to me.

    • @[email protected]
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      5111 months ago

      Margo Robbie is on screen but I can’t stop staring at Ryan Gosling’s toned body and soft face. This makes me uncomfortable and it’s the movie’s fault.

    • substill
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      4011 months ago

      I just saw the movie. There is nothing gay about it, unless a shirtless Ryan Gosling is too much for the commenter to repress.

      • @BadRS
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        2311 months ago

        Ryan gosling won’t settle until we are all lost in his kind eyes

      • Julian
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        2611 months ago

        There’s a dance number where some guys give (main) ken a kiss on the cheek. That’s all I can think of.

      • @Zink
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        611 months ago

        But it’s about girl toys, and girl stuff is so gaaaay!