• @nothingcorporateOP
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      Seriously! I give it pretty good odds this runs for a full month, then we’ll probably get some relief with days that are only near record-breaking 🥵

      • @Mog_fanatic
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        And then the inevitable day or week or so where it’s unseasonably cold before we barrel into another couple months of record breaking heat. But during those weeks I will be told innumerable times “so much for global warming! This idiots don’t know anything!”

      • @Cabrio
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        We’re at the top of the curve, we’re going to see record breaking temps till November, and then it’s summer in Australia.

    • @AdamEatsAss
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      521 year ago

      Not true. Fake news. Everyone knows that for the first few hundred million years after Earth first formed the average surface temperature was 80C (176F).

      • @nothingcorporateOP
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        361 year ago

        “ever recorded” - there was nobody around to record the formation of the earth.

        • @nexguy
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          Um in case you’ve been under a rock George Santos obviously kept perfect records for the last 4.5 billion years.

        • JJROKCZ
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          171 year ago

          God did! /s

          • @[email protected]
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            51 year ago

            Unfortunately he isn’t sharing his historical datasets sets with the wider community. :(

      • teft's transporter clone
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        131 year ago

        Also when the impactor that hit us to form the moon melted the surface of the planet I bet it was pretty toasty.

        • @[email protected]
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          Weren’t there already some 82 C temperatures recorded at ground level already? I seem to recall a post here in the last couple of days saying that people ended up in hospital with burns and such from contact with very hot pavement.

    • TheLowestStone
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      141 year ago

      Keep it up everyone! We’re going to show Mother Nature who’s really in charge.

    • Mewtwo
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      We just had the coolest three weeks for the next 100 years! Awesome!

      • @RagingRobot
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        51 year ago

        I’m sure our winters will be more extreme now too

    • @gornar
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      81 year ago

      I’ll always upvote this, until The End comes

    • @[email protected]
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      All I can picture with these posts is the SpongeBob montage when Mr Krabs decided to go 24/7 and everything looking increasingly disheveled