Tesla boss Elon Musk was the biggest financial backer of President Trump's 2024 campaign, and led his DOGE effort. But they are at odds over a major bill.
It’s okay to cry. I won’t call you “good boy,” but I’m here for you.
It’s okay, I’m used to poodles having a little tantrum when they can’t get what they want. It’ll be better in a bit, champ. Now, do you want a cookie or a dog biscuit?
Who’s your president?
Go on. Say it.
It’s funny how proud you are to have a rapist in the white house.
I guess representation does matter, huh? Gotta get those good Christian votes somehow.
Does your collar at least have a little tag with your name on it? Did you get a little bed to sleep in by Master’s footboard?
Wrong.
Well try this for a third time now. I’m aware questions like this and “what is a woman?” are difficult for folks like yourself.
Who is your president?
Is it cool and spiked? Or is it soft and fuzzy?
What do you call him? Daddy? Or master? I was thinking “master” at first, but the way you talk about him sounds distinctly sexual.
Are you about to start crying because you can’t tell me what to do? Oh my god that’s hilarious.
It’s a simple question. Come on, you can do it.
Who is your president?
Go on, let those tears out.
It’s okay to cry. I won’t call you “good boy,” but I’m here for you.
It’s okay, I’m used to poodles having a little tantrum when they can’t get what they want. It’ll be better in a bit, champ. Now, do you want a cookie or a dog biscuit?
Every reply will be met with this question until it is answered.
The lesson will continue.
Now, who is your president?
You know, you could have looked it up by now.
Here’s a hint: it’s 2025.
Wrong. Again.
Who is your president?