@[email protected] to Malicious ComplianceEnglish • 1 year agoTrans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rulesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square338fedilinkarrow-up11.37Karrow-down1162file-text
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minus-squareZorquelinkfedilink59•1 year agoWhat if I have a fabulous dick, but the rest of me is blah?
minus-squareAfghaniscranlinkfedilink31•1 year agoNo need to brag to those of us whose entirety is eurgh
minus-square@Lemon_RicklinkEnglish13•1 year agoZorque is envied by every gent, ’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent Every saint and sinner Can each be a winner When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year ago“Instructions unclear” popped into my mind immediately.
minus-square@IonAddislink7•1 year agoThen you put googly eyes and a little rhinestone pantsuit on it and stick a video up on…well, I guess YouTube wouldn’t take it. Pornhub, maybe?
minus-square@Zehzinlink3•1 year agoThat depends on what you’re allowed to wear for the swimsuit section.
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What if I have a fabulous dick, but the rest of me is blah?
No need to brag to those of us whose entirety is eurgh
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The last time I tried that the police were called.
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Just got to find the right contest, friend
Zorque is envied by every gent,
’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent
Every saint and sinner
Can each be a winner
When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
Put my dick in what now?
“Instructions unclear” popped into my mind immediately.
Then you put googly eyes and a little rhinestone pantsuit on it and stick a video up on…well, I guess YouTube wouldn’t take it.
Pornhub, maybe?
Just crop those parts out of your OnlyFans posts.
That depends on what you’re allowed to wear for the swimsuit section.