This question is a joke. Also, the mods should add a joke tag to allow dumb answers.

  • sylver_dragon
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    41 year ago

    Our Money, which art in our wallet.
    Hallowed be thy buying power.
    Thy interest come, thy inflation be done.
    In our bank accounts as it is in the Fed.
    Buy us this day our daily bread,
    and forgive us our impulse buys
    as we forgive those who advertise against us.
    And lead us not into poverty
    but deliver us from want.
    For thine is the Kingdom, the power, and the wealth
    for ever and ever.
    Cha-ching!

    • @[email protected]
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      11 year ago

      This is gooood! It’s it original? (sorry not meaning to be a dick)

      I feel like it weekend slightly around impulse buys and advertising, but otherwise I love it!

      • sylver_dragon
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        21 year ago

        Yup, just made it up on the spot. Granted, I had to use Wikipedia to remind me of the original text of the Lord’s Prayer. It’s been a few decades since I broke away from the indoctrination of my youth.