Back when I was like 9, on my birthday, I went and knocked on a neighbor’s door. Told her it’s my birthday and left. This was someone I’d never spoken to before.

Later that night she shows up at our house with a stuffed bunny. Turns out she interpreted “It’s my birthday!” as “We’re having a party and you’re invited!” not “I just wanted everyone to know!” like I meant it.

My mom made some emergency tea and received her in our messy living room. They ended up becoming friends after that.

I couldn’t imagine doing anything like that as an adult. Just knock on a stranger’s door to announce it’s my birthday and walk away lol.

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    6 months ago

    I’d tell people they were very tall as a kid often. To be fair I only got to 5’4" so I still think everyone is fucking tall.

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      6 months ago

      When I was a kid my oldest brother was a giant, and he’s still super tall in my mind. So imagine my shock when I found out I was now taller than him. I still can’t believe it.