• fartographer
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    6 months ago

    C’mon epic battle… Epic battle please… DAMNIT! Sex workers AGAIN!

    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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      6 months ago

      Swaggart “Can I roll to convince the sex workers to leave me alone?”

      GM “Sure.”

      Swaggart rolls a nat 20

      Swaggart “Oh no, it looks like I rolled a nat 1. Looks like I have to sleep with the sex workers, again.”