SolidShake to No Stupid Questions · 10 months agoWhat are you doing when you call someone, don't leave a voicemail or text, they call you back right away but you don't answer?message-squaremessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down13
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareWhat are you doing when you call someone, don't leave a voicemail or text, they call you back right away but you don't answer?SolidShake to No Stupid Questions · 10 months agomessage-square37linkfedilink
minus-squareLost_My_Mindlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoOhfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck. My sister the trump supporter is calling. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Oh, it went to voicemail. Luckily I keep my voicemail full.
minus-squareandrewtalinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoPlot twist: she was calling to say a relative is in critical condition at the hospital
minus-squarestarlinguklinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoAre you my cousin? In which case, bury your dad already, Gunther. It’s been 5 years.
Especially for family members
Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck.
My sister the trump supporter is calling. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Oh, it went to voicemail. Luckily I keep my voicemail full.
Plot twist: she was calling to say a relative is in critical condition at the hospital
Are you my cousin?
In which case, bury your dad already, Gunther. It’s been 5 years.