I mean why would you wanna do that? just wwhy?

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    2 years ago

    Step 1: Fire 80% of your programmers

    Step 2: Promise new features including getting into banking and ecommerce and literally doing “everything”

    Step 3: ???

    Step 4: Profit(?)

    Seems like step 3 might involve stopping doing even the basics of keeping your existing client base happy.

    • @kautau
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      372 years ago

      In step 3 is “lose 50% of your advertisers” and “completely destroy a well known brand that’s made its way into common nomenclature” among others

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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        2 years ago

        We literally had a joke about destroying a brand the very way musk is at the top rated business school I got a degree from. You kind of had to be there tho

        • @kautau
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          32 years ago

          Is it one of Canada’s top-rated business schools and did you get pretty good grades

            • @kautau
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              22 years ago

              Did you graduate with someone named Nathan? I don’t remember his last name but it definitely started with an F

              • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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                12 years ago

                It’s remarkably possible, but I have that disease where everyone’s name is Murphy.

    • GonzoVeritas
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      302 years ago

      Elon has clearly shown that I can trust him with my finances. I am excited to turn all my personal data and money over to his excellently designed software and highly ethical company. What could go wrong?

    • @Cybermass
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      212 years ago

      Step 3 is using chatGTP to break… I mean to build your site

    • sharpiemarker
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      62 years ago

      I can’t imagine wanting to use Twitter for anything critical after Elon axed the security and compliance teams. Like finance. You’re basically asking for your identity to be stolen.