Sorry again for changing the headline but wanted the interesting part out again. Full video in the story.

OG headline: ‘I never went to that island’: Trump says of Epstein’s underage getaway and tells reporters to talk about Bill Clinton

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    11 months ago

    “Epstein and I were about to abduct someone when Trump swooped in with a golden greatsword and his 6’5” 220lb frame and threatened to cut us down. He was truly an American hero that day.”

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        11 months ago

        It’s implied that he has -1000% body fat.

        Quite literally body fat turns itself into muscle on his body.

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          10 months ago

          I would say “shit we got President Kingpin”, but Wilson Fisk arguably would be good at things.

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            10 months ago

            Fisk never dreamed he could get away with what Trump has.