• @CuriousLibrarian
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    532 years ago

    I guess we need to know what people consider long. The full document is longer than the Declaration of Independence , which I know a lot better. I can’t remember having to read the Constitution in school, just the preamble and a couple of amendments. This doesn’t excuse my ignorance though. Thanks for providing the whole document.

    • @FRCLYE
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      382 years ago

      Compared to most constitutions on the planet, it’s considered a short one.

      • @[email protected]
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        252 years ago

        I think compared to most governments on the planet, the US Federal government was supposed to be a tiny one. That’s why it’s not supposed to be allowed to do virtually anything it does today.

        The workarounds to grow the federal government are kinda like you’re stuck on a desert island and all you have is coconuts, so you build your house out of coconuts, you build your car with coconuts, you build a wife with coconuts, you build your kids with coconuts, a whole society built out of coconuts. It’s like "This is impressive, but what the hell made you think this was the intent of the assignment?

        • Overzeetop
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          172 years ago

          you build your wife with coconuts

          I vote we skip any more discussion about how we’re going to be using coconuts on this island.

          • @Spiralvortexisalie
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            32 years ago

            A coconut wife sounds amazing, especially if they were to start buzzing with life one day.

            • Capt. Wolf
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              22 years ago

              There are some reddit stories that I just don’t need to be reminded of… 🤢

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          11 year ago

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      • @[email protected]
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        82 years ago

        I just looked it up and it seems that the German constitution has more than 350 pages. But the first 20 sections contain the most important and almost unchangeable foundaries.

        • @saltesc
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          22 years ago

          To be fair, Germany has a loooong and mega history, and they’d have been thorough out of necessity. No idea what’s in there, but I assume there’s a lot that addresses all the parts and histories of Germany before it was unified. It would’ve been a nightmare drafting that thing up initially.

    • substill
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      262 years ago

      My five year old’s Fancy Nancy books are more than 19 pages.

      • @Jumper775
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        142 years ago

        Less words per page though, and less confusing language.

          • @[email protected]
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            212 years ago

            That’s a startling number. It goes far towards explaining some of the responses my comments get.

          • @dx1
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            82 years ago

            We couldn’t possibly agree on how the terminology in the original translates into plain language. We can’t agree on what it means in the first place, even the most obvious plainly worded things.

          • @dragonflyteaparty
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            22 years ago

            Not that I’m trying to refute this in any way, but why include 16 and 17 year olds in adults?

    • @[email protected]
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      102 years ago

      For a book, remarkably short.
      For a news article, quite long.
      For a legal document, who reads those anyways?

    • no banana
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      12 years ago

      Compare it to the constitution of the Soviet Union.