Canadian border agents seized nearly 140 pounds (63 kilograms) of cocaine worth $6 million from a commercial truck seeking to enter the country from northeastern North Dakota, officials said.

  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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    111 year ago

    Homeboy should have tried a dirt bike, considering there are hundreds and hundreds of miles of completely undefended border in the wilderness between the US and Canada. But sure, instead let’s load it into a big conspicuous vehicle and drive it through the choke point where they’re specifically looking for contraband.

    They were right, drugs really do make you stupid.

    • FuglyDuck
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      11 year ago

      A canoe trip up to the BWCA.

      • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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        11 year ago

        Meh, I’m sure I’ve seen people strap more weight to a single KLR650. If you’re using an actual motocross bike, maybe you’d need two buddies to go with you.