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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid

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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a mysterious glowing liquid. “In order to end the chronic disease epidemic in this country, it is imperative that every man, woman, and child take a large […]
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    Slurm!

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      Is this because he also has a worm or slug in his brain?

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