I’m not religious in the slightest, but neither is their darling angel that they worship. He doesn’t even know what the inside of a church looks like.


Originally Posted By u/Future_Holiday_3239 At 2025-08-18 11:57:39 AM | Source


  • alekwithak
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    4 months ago

    Not religious in the slightest, either, but it’s kind of full-on crazy town banana pants how many of the antichrist prophecies Orange Julius fills.

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          4 months ago

          Meh. Getting chipped on the ear hardly counts as “as it were wounded to death”. Getting an ear chopped off was a normal Tuesday back then. Unless we’re counting infections? :)

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            4 months ago

            I mean the weapon used would have wounded if it had actually been close enough to have chipped his ear, but I take your point.

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          4 months ago

          Any generic head injury? If anything it’s an argument against it because a nicked ear is a stretch even by biblical cope standards.

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            4 months ago

            "And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.

            My interpretation was that everyone saw him take a shot to the head from an AR-15, which should have been fatal, but somehow, and defying all physics, he came out with only a small cut on his ear that healed perfectly inside of a week.

            Sure, to anyone paying attention to the details it is obvious what really happened, but to someone who believes predictions made by The Bible it seems quite fitting.

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        4 months ago

        Absolutely not, but that is the whole point isn’t it.