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“Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart.”

  • Nachtara
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    3 months ago

    Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.

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      3 months ago

      Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.