• abbotsburyOPEnglish
    471·
    9 months ago

    I believe Sir Ian McKellen is at some sort of gay event, which was apparently met with credulity which necessitated Zac to post evidence.

    In the top right of the image, you can see “RO-” with what appears to be bear claws through the O, so I’d lean towards Roast being somewhere on the masc spectrum (also the topless hunks)

    • NOT_RICKEnglish
      24·
      9 months ago

      I’m too straight to speak with any authority on the topic but I thought bears/otters were hairier than this.

      • abbotsburyOPEnglish
        24·
        9 months ago

        Yeah that’s why I called them hunks, muscular and low body fat but also definitely not hairy enough to be otters, although I think in fitness terms they would still be in ottermode

        • chloroken@lemmy.mlBanned from communityEnglish
          24·
          9 months ago

          Comments like this make me realize how boring cishets are. Like you got a whole ass animal farm jargon thing going on. Otters? This is why the gays rule.

            • chloroken@lemmy.mlBanned from communityEnglish
              6·
              9 months ago

              My comment is confusing but I was basically doing an “as a straight guy…” but a fun one for a change.

            • boonhet@sopuli.xyzEnglish
              4·
              9 months ago

              Which sucks because I can’t describe myself as a bear on Tinder anymore. Despite having literal bearmode body and being hairy at that.

          • abbotsburyOPEnglish
            6·
            9 months ago

            I assure you straight men also categorize women’s bodies

            • chloroken@lemmy.mlBanned from communityEnglish
              8·
              9 months ago

              True, but in an icky way. The bear and otter shit is entirely cooler.

                • TheOakTree@lemmy.zipEnglish
                  3·
                  9 months ago

                  A lot of gross men describe women as livestock or prey animals. What do you think this implies, considering that cishet men often describe themselves as predator animals?

                  • abbotsburyOPEnglish
                    1·
                    9 months ago

                    To me it reads like sexual objectification is only okay if it’s towards men, because obviously women aren’t only described as prey. See: cougars

                    If you want to talk about predator/prey interpretations, go ahead, but it’s tangential to the topic of categorizing body types.

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyzEnglish
      20·
      9 months ago

      It could also be a gay venue or something.

      But also Ian McKellen is quite public about being gay, isn’t he? So essentially if you’ve ever fantasized about being topped by Gandalf… The chance is small, but not zero.