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minus-squareMachinistlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 months agoThis was covered back in '93 on usenet. Behold: Smuckfest!
minus-squareMachinistlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoHuh. I’m not sure how far back furries go. If not, it’s certainly proto furry porn. Pretty sure it predates the formulation of Rule 34.
minus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoWhat most people don’t know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year. Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you’d be blue, too.
minus-squareNat (she/they)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoEveryone I argue online with is a Smurf?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoOnce they all get off, they just look like normal little wrinkly ballsacks for awhile.
This was covered back in '93 on usenet. Behold: Smuckfest!
This is ancient furry porn, isn’t it?
Huh. I’m not sure how far back furries go.
If not, it’s certainly proto furry porn. Pretty sure it predates the formulation of Rule 34.
What most people don’t know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year.
Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you’d be blue, too.
Everyone I argue online with is a Smurf?
Once they all get off, they just look like normal little wrinkly ballsacks for awhile.