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minus-squareMinnesotaGoddamlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoOf course we all want peace! But how do we get it?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddamlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoExactly! Not with the olive branch, but with the bayonet! You’re like the son I never had.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddamlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoWhat the hell. Maybe it’s the saltwater in my veins or the nitrogen bubbles in my brain but, Samuel, I’ve taken a real shine to you.
What do you want out of life?
I want peas
Of course we all want peace! But how do we get it?
With a knife!
Exactly! Not with the olive branch, but with the bayonet! You’re like the son I never had.
And you’re like the father I never visit
What the hell. Maybe it’s the saltwater in my veins or the nitrogen bubbles in my brain but, Samuel, I’ve taken a real shine to you.