• @[email protected]
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    371 year ago

    Costa-Mota would take the doors and load them onto a lumber cart, said the Secret Service agent who investigated the case.

    Wow, he messed with the wrong guys there. I can already see a movie about this in front of my inner eye. Gerard Butler plays the agent.

    (Did they maybe want to say “a service agent who doesn’t want to be named” or something?)

    • SokathHisEyesOpen
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      221 year ago

      This may be a silly question, but why would the Secret Service, which is tasked with protecting the President of the United States, be investigating door theft at Home Depot?

      • DelnitaCrane
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        321 year ago

        The Secret Service was originally created to investigate counterfeiting currency, they only started Presidential protection after McKinley was assassinated. Combating financial fraud remains part of their mission today.

      • @CapraObscura
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        31 year ago

        He was charged was wire fraud. That’s basically the Secret Service’s THING.

        Don’t do wire fraud. Anything else is pretty fine. The moment the fraud goes over wires, you’re ultrafucked.

      • @[email protected]
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        1 year ago

        Its original mandate was investigating financial fraud. Presidential protection came later and has always been in addition to their original mandate.

    • @foggy
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      11 year ago

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